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There's always this:

Once he built missiles, a nation's defence Now he can't even give birthday presents - Iron Maiden, "Man On The Edge" You live for your toys Even though they make noise - Oasis, "Little James"

You're right, it's just over easy sometimes.

Eggsactly. CT, at least you'll learn from this eggsperience. Those photos won't be going in the family albumen.

It's good, but it's not a beauty like

And Sweet David!

I've started saying that quite a lot. I blame London.

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You should make yourself an "Administration Specialist" badge for your profile on here, it might help.

I thought Wise would be one of CT's heroes, being an Ashley man and all.

Even if they go out in the replay, they'll have got to the four-and-a-halfth round and we didn't.

This is because I compared you to Conchita Wurst, isn't it?

Nice.

Schindlers Shits. Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close

Mamma Mia!

Toy Story

Downfall

127 Hours

Get ESPN with my Virgin package, wouldn't pay for it otherwise though. They were supposed to be showing Bundesliga earlier but instead it was basketball.

Bummers are deaf.

Unbelievable!

Ooooooooh. Things just got interesting.

That said, a decent podcast or similar will keep me on an exercise bike for an hour plus without even realising my legs are moving. So aye, sign up to Smodcast or the Football Ramble or Vaguely Tomatoey Pasta Sauce Weekly or whatever it takes.

I do understand that, it's just that CT - and I do think he's a lovely bloke, as taxi drivers go - is so close to getting it right that a bit of gentle kicking and coercing is exactly the right approach. I mean he obviously knows a decent bit about nutrition, he isn't afraid to ask basic questions in the Cookery thread (and it's not like any of us were taught the basics by our mams anyway), he just needs a nudge or three in the right direction to get fit enough to help him live to a decent age - and that's what we're talking about really, not being some kind of health freak, but being perky enough to stick around for your family longer than that 41st Gateshead fella in the papers last week who noshed on pie sandwiches every night. ...I would suggest, anyway...