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The irony.

"Your honour, this place really was too perpetual."

The Death Of Garfield

I note you refrained from calling it a flowchart.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/one-towns-war-on-gay-teens-20120202?print=true Minnesotans too.

The mixed race Parker recently. Perchy for England captain.

He's a signed-up regular at http://www.sweet-wen-zhi.com

But only from one side.

There's about 50 of them in "Born This Way", to start with.

"on average" yet "up to"?

That one you did a while back when I came round was mint like! Aw shucks. For all it's not an Alex special (unlike the nucleus of my bolognese recipe ), the tips and tricks aren't too different to what he describes above. The only real difference is the lack of chipotles, simply because I live in a thoroughly impoverished part of town. There's a massive Waitrose at Canary Wharf though, so I might go on a store-cupboard binge there some time soon.

Mo Farah? Dorty Islam. Seriously though, I'm adding my support to the campaign for Leazes to write a book about NUFC. It'd save time on the forums too - no more 10-paragraph posts, just "Please refer to page 372".

If he does get off with it, Merseyside will go fucking nuclear, so it's all good either way.

Aye. Got people coming over tomorrow night so that's on the cards here too. Might prep it today so the flavours have time to get all sexay with each other.

Get this man a TV series!

Fancied some chocolate earlier. Couldn't be arsed Beat that! Quantities and method pls???

If she gets overgrown that easily, you'll want to be weeding her every day, not just once a year.

South Yorkshire Mass Murderer is without doubt the worst song, lyrically, that MSP have done. Oh god aye. Can't believe I hadn't thought of that one.

This is about 311, but I've always thought it worked for the Chili Peppers too.

Ooh Monsieur...

Mike Teevee from Willy Wonka. ....should I know that?

Nar, there's no rules about that, contrary to popular belief. Hence us borrowing Katrina & The Waves and the delightful Miss Gina G back in the day. And it's in Azerbaijan, aye. We're sacking it off this year, funnily enough. Mind I've got a few friends who are going, suppose it'll be quite the experience, oil-rich ambassadors' receptions and all. Two weeks in Baku though...

Who is taking part in this week's Norwegian Eurovision final, fact fans! What what what? What's he singing , like? This. You'd have to say it's not hugely Norwegian-sounding.

Who is taking part in this week's Norwegian Eurovision final, fact fans!