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There's coincidence for you - my fella's been playing a decent-sounding album for the last half hour, I ask him what it is and it turns out it's her. Canny listen like.

Taking the piss with the towels away at Stoke.

Exciting topic, this one. Anyway, my €25 microwave from 2004 has finally given up the ghost, bless its little cotton wires. Meanwhile, the oven in our (rented) flat is a bit dicky too - not heating to the temperatures it should - but I can't really be bothered to take it up with the agency because they're fundamentally useless at everything. So basically, does anyone have one of those combination microwaves? Not just with a grill, but with an actual convection oven function too? And if so, are they any good at the regular cooking part of things? There's certainly some nice-looking models out there. Household appliance porn FTW

I got it straight away, but only because I was told not to overthink it. If I hadn't been told that, I'd have been there for hours.

Strange affair really. Even more so than usual.

Yeah, we're going to struggle with Colo and Guthrie replacing Williamson and Tiote. We've really struggled the last 4 games with our squad like. Pardew out, eh?

What a fucking shocker.

They still won, mind. If only Milan had had Perchy at the back...

Brockles! You're my favourite. (Don't tell Fish.) Happy birthday matey

Some of the best female vocalists around are in the country music field. Tend not to hear much of them over here though (or get them on tour either - boo).

He needed to erase all evidence of his capability for coherent thought prior to his starring role on the next series of Geordie Shore. The producers offered a concession that his 12,000+ posts of "" could stay, but Alex, ruthless to the last, was having none of it.

Dana International in 1998 (and Dana Domestic in 1970). Both of whom can probably kick a football around better than this joker. Although I suppose the former does have the advantage of having once been a burly bloke.

That's exactly where we're going to be. I'll make a point of searching them out, there's a couple of foreign lads in our group who won't have been subjected to the myriad horrors of ex-pat Little Englander syndrome yet.

Gracefully aging lads' jaunt to Lanzarote next month, if that counts.

http://www.thegrocer.../227984.article

I'm going to Darmstadt for a weekend in early June. Least impressive travel boast ever.

Done.

Just another quick plug for this, which is on tonight, in case you're bored and in need of a giggle.

Obertan could do that. Blindfolded.

Something involving this. I'm not even sure what yet.

Hard to believe he is only 23 like. Where was his paper round, Fallujah?

Foucault You only quote Foucault You only quote Foucault You only quote Foucault

It's fairly deafening right now. Love it.