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Fancied some chocolate earlier. Couldn't be arsed Beat that! Quantities and method pls???

If she gets overgrown that easily, you'll want to be weeding her every day, not just once a year.

South Yorkshire Mass Murderer is without doubt the worst song, lyrically, that MSP have done. Oh god aye. Can't believe I hadn't thought of that one.

This is about 311, but I've always thought it worked for the Chili Peppers too.

Ooh Monsieur...

Mike Teevee from Willy Wonka. ....should I know that?

Nar, there's no rules about that, contrary to popular belief. Hence us borrowing Katrina & The Waves and the delightful Miss Gina G back in the day. And it's in Azerbaijan, aye. We're sacking it off this year, funnily enough. Mind I've got a few friends who are going, suppose it'll be quite the experience, oil-rich ambassadors' receptions and all. Two weeks in Baku though...

Who is taking part in this week's Norwegian Eurovision final, fact fans! What what what? What's he singing , like? This. You'd have to say it's not hugely Norwegian-sounding.

Who is taking part in this week's Norwegian Eurovision final, fact fans!

There's always this:

Once he built missiles, a nation's defence Now he can't even give birthday presents - Iron Maiden, "Man On The Edge" You live for your toys Even though they make noise - Oasis, "Little James"

You're right, it's just over easy sometimes.

Eggsactly. CT, at least you'll learn from this eggsperience. Those photos won't be going in the family albumen.

It's good, but it's not a beauty like

And Sweet David!

I've started saying that quite a lot. I blame London.

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You should make yourself an "Administration Specialist" badge for your profile on here, it might help.

I thought Wise would be one of CT's heroes, being an Ashley man and all.

Even if they go out in the replay, they'll have got to the four-and-a-halfth round and we didn't.

This is because I compared you to Conchita Wurst, isn't it?

Nice.

Schindlers Shits. Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close

Mamma Mia!