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He needed to erase all evidence of his capability for coherent thought prior to his starring role on the next series of Geordie Shore. The producers offered a concession that his 12,000+ posts of "" could stay, but Alex, ruthless to the last, was having none of it.

Dana International in 1998 (and Dana Domestic in 1970). Both of whom can probably kick a football around better than this joker. Although I suppose the former does have the advantage of having once been a burly bloke.

That's exactly where we're going to be. I'll make a point of searching them out, there's a couple of foreign lads in our group who won't have been subjected to the myriad horrors of ex-pat Little Englander syndrome yet.

Gracefully aging lads' jaunt to Lanzarote next month, if that counts.

http://www.thegrocer.../227984.article

I'm going to Darmstadt for a weekend in early June. Least impressive travel boast ever.

Done.

Just another quick plug for this, which is on tonight, in case you're bored and in need of a giggle.

Obertan could do that. Blindfolded.

Something involving this. I'm not even sure what yet.

Hard to believe he is only 23 like. Where was his paper round, Fallujah?

Foucault You only quote Foucault You only quote Foucault You only quote Foucault

It's fairly deafening right now. Love it.

So, Lenin is dead Stalin is dead And I am not feeling so good either.

The April 1st "Quest" mode on Google Maps is excellent. Works on Street View too

Wait, what?

The next General Election is going to be strange. Nobody will actually want to vote for anyone. And Scotland might be on its way by then.

I understand this is exactly how it works.

Saw those earlier, glad you posted them because I'd totally forgotten to do the same. Love stuff like that.

George Galloway is claiming victory in the Bradford West by-election. If that turns out to be true, with a deeply unpopular government and a hated recent budget and the fact that it's fucking Bradford, that's appalling news for Miliband.

Leg-end!

Been offered a ticket to see Shearwater last week. I quite like their latest album. Anyone know if they're any cop live?

European football is so much better once the dull English teams are out. Schalke-Bilbao on Channel 5 is a cracker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORQ4Q4iCXg #OGLOL