Meenzer

I propose a minute's silence for the English language, la.

...and then he got something else out ...and then we all got on top of his lap ...and then we all became "Bels Amis" Damn it. There's potential there but I can't quite make it work.

I had to google that. Says a lot that you know what it means tbh . . . It says he's got at least one faaaabulous gay friend, for a start.

Ah, but is he a CCOKC? http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b6ddedd57e/ccokc-child-celebrities-opposing-kirk-cameron

The righteous strut down the stairs at the end is so spot on.

This is, presumably, written and devised by grown adults: https://twitter.com/#!/titanicrealtime

Or the words of someone who remembers Joey Deacon.

I'll pass.

Split the difference - you take the T and I'll take the G? Too late!! Curses.

Split the difference - you take the T and I'll take the G?

Will you find something easily enough? Yeah, should be fine finding something, turnover's pretty quick on rentals around here. It'll be pricier than the current place though, and it's just the hassle of it all. Gaaah. I shall have to turn to gin to see me through.

My Eurovision forum and this place, probably. Twitter doesn't count because I have it in a sidebar thingy so it's constantly updating anyway.

See, I think at some level that's actually a part of it. Many of them aren't just grieving for Hillsborough, they're - subconsciously perhaps - also grieving for a time when they were a genuinely big club, a club whose slow decline began not long after the disaster and shows no signs of stopping. Making the Hillsborough anniversary into a big deal every year indirectly reinforces the idea that they're a big deal too.

Gaah. The joys of renting - just found out we're being turfed out of our current place at the end of June. It's been hanging over our heads for a few months, so I suppose I should be thankful we'll be moving in the middle of the summer and not mid-winter like it might originally have been, but still.

There's coincidence for you - my fella's been playing a decent-sounding album for the last half hour, I ask him what it is and it turns out it's her. Canny listen like.

Taking the piss with the towels away at Stoke.

Exciting topic, this one. Anyway, my €25 microwave from 2004 has finally given up the ghost, bless its little cotton wires. Meanwhile, the oven in our (rented) flat is a bit dicky too - not heating to the temperatures it should - but I can't really be bothered to take it up with the agency because they're fundamentally useless at everything. So basically, does anyone have one of those combination microwaves? Not just with a grill, but with an actual convection oven function too? And if so, are they any good at the regular cooking part of things? There's certainly some nice-looking models out there. Household appliance porn FTW

I got it straight away, but only because I was told not to overthink it. If I hadn't been told that, I'd have been there for hours.

Strange affair really. Even more so than usual.

Yeah, we're going to struggle with Colo and Guthrie replacing Williamson and Tiote. We've really struggled the last 4 games with our squad like. Pardew out, eh?

What a fucking shocker.

They still won, mind. If only Milan had had Perchy at the back...