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The next General Election is going to be strange. Nobody will actually want to vote for anyone. And Scotland might be on its way by then.

I understand this is exactly how it works.

Saw those earlier, glad you posted them because I'd totally forgotten to do the same. Love stuff like that.

George Galloway is claiming victory in the Bradford West by-election. If that turns out to be true, with a deeply unpopular government and a hated recent budget and the fact that it's fucking Bradford, that's appalling news for Miliband.

Leg-end!

Been offered a ticket to see Shearwater last week. I quite like their latest album. Anyone know if they're any cop live?

European football is so much better once the dull English teams are out. Schalke-Bilbao on Channel 5 is a cracker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORQ4Q4iCXg #OGLOL

He meant specifically Whitechapel like. You're not wrong about how living here makes a massive difference to your perception of the place as a whole though.

Bet you timed it deliberately

Here we go... http://www.totalpolitics.com/blog/314662/mps-plea-to-overturn-and39god-can-healand39-ad-ban.thtml

About as much chance as you ever finding your way to SE London. So, no.

Wearing nowt but rubber gloves and an apron too I hope. Thomas!

Canny. Slept well enough, work today has been fairly harmless and I've made two batches of soup with a pot of chili on the go now. Househusbandtastic.

I'm getting Clarence Acuna vibes here like.

Might have been me. I don't like him as a person, though you can't deny his talent.

Quote from a Liverpool fan on the BBC Sport minute-by-minute: "We probably could have won the league if we didn't drop so many points against lower opposition."

Definitely watching MOTD now like.

I actually saw that at the cinema. :( :( :( :(

That's good news indeed. Fingers crossed for his further recovery.

Collapsed with nobody near him apparently. 6.24pm On FiveLive, Ian Dennis has confirmed that Fabrice Muamba is fighting for his life.

Decent-looking comedy night at the new Stand in town here - all for a good cause, too: http://www.sickchildrenstrust.org/Events__Campaigns/Forthcoming_Events/April_Fools/index.html Pass it on to anyone you know who might be interested.

I go out every night and sleep all day, since my last sausage roll.

I think you mean "ofay"