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Well, you knew it was going to happen. The big show's this Saturday night, but if you're bored and/or suicidal, BBC THREE will be showing the semi-finals at 8pm tonight (Tuesday) and Thursday. They're often the best place to see the real Eurotrash before it's heartlessly weeded out by the international voters. Tonight, for example, you will enjoy this: and this: and this: and, erm, this: What's not to like?

Bet that's not all it discovered

"Sugar... alcohol... sugar... alcohol..."

I am not! Although I echo his sentiments.

Decent post and subsequent comments thread on "I Feel Love" at one of my favourite nerdy blogs here: http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/06/donna-summer-i-feel-love/?cp=0

Said "enough is enough".

2 feet under.

That's OK, I'll be starting a Eurovision thread next week for the benefit of myself alone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack#Distributed_attack (Like I have a clue really, that's just what I'm being told. )

Wave of DDoS attacks on Eurovision fan sites by anti-gay Azerbaijan hackers, apparently. Madness.

Lies, dirty lies...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18077694 Another glorious triumph

Good. I'm a coward and just went for non-qualification.

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/internationals/euro-2012/euro-2012-group-d/to-finish-3rd G'wan, g'wan, g'wan...

Awww. Congrats!

Don't get shirty with me, you bellend, you're the one throwing fuck offs around and rolling your eyes. Oh wait.

Aye, that's going to be mental like, I don't think the lads I'm travelling with have fully appreciated the extent to which destruction is going to occur on our first night there.

Fucking yes.

Heading to Lanzarote on Saturday morning and it couldn't come a moment sooner. Sink a few pints for me in the meantime, I'll catch up at the weekend

BBC Sport headline: "Barton apologises for sending-off" Barton's actual comment: "Right, enough about yesterday, I apologise to everyone offended by it."

As for the lovely man in question, as long as he's not a proper Cath-word about it (and he wasn't), I'd far rather see a bit of indignant passion in our players than not. Besides, the kid was ginger, he's going to face worse things in life.

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