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She is, if only by proxy, a Dark Knight fan. Why do you even need to ask this question?

As you say, you're on your way out of town. If you can arrange a meeting in a safe haven with no telephone numbers or Facebook details exchanged and a trusted friend and/or colleague and/or family member and/or social worker on a nearby table to listen in for your safeword and/or facial expressions of creeping doom and/or cries of OH GOD NOOOO, I say go for it. Full Joker facepaint is obligatory though. It's clearly what the dad wants.

Also no throw-in towel action from Stoke away. That was my highlight of the year.

Incidentally, the official DVD has some typically cheap and nasty bits of "commentary" when it comes to the non-Sky games. Right now there appears to be someone called "Rod Legger" playing up front for Wigan.

Sofas and gadgets are smashing though, when given the appropriate amount of time and consideration. And avoidance tactics are something any of us with a hefty Toontastic post count knows a thing or two about. Besides, we're not allowed to marry. Which is probably for the best. Imagine the preparations...

On reflection and taking your advice into consideration, I'm cracking open a bottle of Bulgarian merlot and sticking on the season review DVD.

Argh. Moving on Saturday. Need to pack and stuff, which is fine, just has to be done. But getting the better half to agree on which sofas to buy for the new place is like pulling teeth. I'm happy with whatever, don't really mind how it's laid out even if the living room is a bit of an awkward shape. Whereas he's using 3D imaging software to work out all the permutations and put off the act of actually making a decision.

It's defaulted and urgently needs a bailout.

I see what you've Dunlop there.

Prove it.

Stop being so backhanded, it'd serve you better. It's hardly the line judge's fault he took a grand slam to the leg, the media should be taking advantage and making a racket about it.

I was thinking that too.

Class.

I know this is tangential to the original post, but I really like the Canaries. The volcanic landscapes and proximity to Africa give them something a bit different to your average British/German holiday resort, but still with plenty of trashy resort stuff on tap if that's what you're after. Anyway, we generally go to Lanzarote (specifically Costa Teguise) because it's a bit quieter, but will definitely pop in to the aforementioned bar if we're on that side of Tenerife again.

Also, he designed an on-stage sculpture and all the publicity materials for the 1969 Eurovision. Less cake, more fruit.

My dad's a miserable fucker too. He wouldn't appreciate it.

Signed, keys picked up, took another look around and it's not a total dump, no more contact with estate agents for the foreseeable. It's Zywiec time.

I remembered about lunchtime yesterday. First-class post better do its job.

This subject is only controversial if you're a cont.

That's what THEY want us to do

Aye, been looking at going back to Nashville and we'd be looking at a good £200+ more for the flights than a couple of years ago. Is it just fuel costs and taxes or is there less competition on the Transatlantic routes these days?

Jedward are a continuous advert for the brand called Jedward, too.