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Proper tubby at the minute like. I've even admitted defeat and signed up to myfitnesspal.com to see if I can track my calorie consumption a bit better.

Brilliant

Neither did most of us, mind. Seemed like decent enough lads I thought, at least compared with some of the knackers Fish manages to unearth!

The illiterate ones are the easiest pickings. Always been fond of them.

Just caught up with the second episode of the new series. Decent. "We could bring Grandpa back, like Jurassic Park".

I am notoriously hard to please.

Absolutely fine really - it's massive, has a decent bar if you want to meet backpacking wankers/foreign lasses before you go out on the town, free wi-fi, and the staff are fairly helpful. Location isn't mega-central but it's fine really, especially if you're doing stuff on the eastern side of the city, and public transport runs all night including the trains at the weekend - there'll be better-located smaller hostels too though, I'm sure. Anyway, stayed there a few times over the years and basically it does what you'd want it to do for the price.

Ah, there we go - you might find some joy in there: http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/31993-staff-christmas-dos/page__p__1008251#entry1008251 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/32223-holidays-2012/page__st__100__p__10393931

I swear we've had this before, but can I fuck find the thread. Anyway all I know in Berlin is the Generator Hostel and my mates' spare room, so that doesn't really help you either way. Anywhere with a decent star rating and Tripadvisor score will be fine though, so go for location as much as anything - you'll want to be near an U-Bahn/S-Bahn station with decent routes to the rest of the city.

Madness, sheer fucking madness.

Explains a lot tbh

If I want glue-tasting food I'll eat a horse

Couple more posts and it'll be "I once saw this thing on YouTube about some guys who...". Blatant butter-shitter tbh

All of this.

Ketchup in the cupboard and mayo in the fridge here. I don't think there's any great thought process behind either though.

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. A fetish for shitting in the butter tray, on the other hand..."

I've actually found myself wanting England to do well since Woy was appointed. I'm sure that sentiment will disappear as soon as I see them lining up on the pitch though.

Ahh, always glad for the opportunity to resurrect a golden oldie.

Most things are fine a bit after the date really, and if they're not then you can tell by look or smell. I'd be a bit suss about blue cheese though, because neither of those indicators really help much.

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A game of Whack-A-Mole they can't win. But still a bit of an inconvenience in the meantime.