Meenzer

Brilliant.

His Grexit is twitching.

Well I'm convinced.

There's a miniature person inside each box with a very comprehensive map.

There's two satellites for you right there. Case closed.

FYP. I'm telling Angie.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19863_the-5-worst-marketing-ideas-ever-put-into-action.html

2.c or not 2.c, that is the question. (It's 2.c.)

http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/kogan-wages-war-on-internet-explorer-users-taxed/story-e6frfro0-1226395298505 Seems reasonable.

Ah, I hadn't realised the channel only existed because of them picking up the Setanta rights, assumed it had been around (even in the UK) before that.

Baals, get it in with my Virgin package. Should still be useful for the Bundesliga I suppose.

That road sign

Aye, I don't get that. Just take it in turns if you're that bothered, it all evens out in the end.

We've got separate accounts and it works well for us, but then the church won't let us get married so we're not a proper couple anyway. Curse you, Invisible Cloud Being! *shakes fist* That is weird. I just get him to pay whenever we're out and make up for it later in favours. Like doing the washing-up.

And so soon after he finished filming the last series of TV Burp.

The wages of sin is death

I had no idea that the annoying "band" that follows England everywhere - and that wasn't allowed into the stadium last night - is bankrolled by Pukka Pies. Either way, the responses to this statement on Facebook are quite amusing. http://www.facebook.com/pukkapiesenglandband/posts/10151190064773206

Don't really get it either MF, but it's loads more commonplace in some countries/cultures, for what it's worth - the Germans will talk salary even without knowing each other particuarly well, for example. It's just a standard bit of ice-breaking conversation. I'm sure Parky will have something to say about the matter.

On the plus side, if things were still like they were in the olden days, we'd have to cope with a god-awful Military Wives charity single every week.

Ordinarily I'd have no problem with England losing but I know so many Cath-words who "fink it shudd've bin 'Arry" that I kind of hope Hodgson's hordes stick it to 'em.

I earn more than I did when I lived in Germany but I have less money left at the end of the month. Go figure.

Bit of a Waits wannabe in places, but I love this guy.