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Mind, there's still the "Pardew Out" photos somewhere on my Facebook, so there you go.

If only more people had this in their armoury..... #respecttoyouStevie *safety wink*

I have Swedish genes too, they needed a shout-out. http://www.buzzfeed.com/stacylambe/olympics-or-gay-porn Any better?

To get things back on topic slightly, Josefine Öqvist, selected for the Swedish women's football squad in 2004 but never since:

I don't know, but this must surely be:

http://www.cookingwithpoo.com/

November 30th it is. Gives us plenty of time to perfect the recipe.

And we'll have no cheering for Mo Farah at the weekend either.

Needs to be dribbled on in molten pork fat.

That avatar man. We should all adopt it. Maybe on a designated day some time later in the month. Come to think of it, we should all follow CT's lovingly prepared recipe and post our own photos of the resulting lunchtime carnage.

I'm actually quite tempted to pick up some weightlifting tickets myself, I've been really enjoying it on the box. So if you need a cheap date for the occasion...

This is the 14,000th thread to be created in General Chat.

I am zeeink ze Germans in ze Feldhockey tonight. Mind, they're playing South Korea so I think I'll stop with the vocal stereotyping.

Haha, decimated the field. Lovely stuff!

Light lunch chez CT:

If you have lunch now, that leaves time for a second lunch later.

Why?

Seems unlikely. You'll be claiming they bounce lasers off mirrors on the moon next.

You gotta speed it up, and then you gotta slow it down - 'cause if you believe that our love can hit the top, you gotta play around. But soon you will find that there comes a time for making your mind up.

The Kid With A Bike Typical Dardenne Bros. fare I suppose, surprisingly light on its feet given the subject matter, beautifully filmed and performed. Short, too, with a particularly brisk ending. I think I liked it.

A sentiment shared by some of the world's greatest thinkers.

There's one opening near-ish here soon. 20 minutes' walk rather than 10 to the nearest Fitness First, but I might be tempted given that it's half the price and it's 24 hours.