Meenzer

Oh dear, I suggested elsewhere that Montenegro threw away a medal against Serbia in the water polo just now, having been 11-8 up going into the final quarter, and now I have a radgie Serbian woman on my case. Apparently the referees are all c-words and I've disrespected the brave and talented Serbian players.

Just been watching the volleyball final, ridiculous comeback from Russia to beat Brazil after being two sets down. Do sports like this ever get broadcast normally, even on Eurosport or whatever? I want more dammit!

Divers, easily. Have you ever seen a diver kick ass like this?

I'm taking extreme measures to ensure compliance.

Sure. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had and add some extra, just for you.

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

Daley and Beckham next to each other on the couch. A perfect pairing somehow.

Fuck me, she really is gullible.

#OneDirection #MarryMeHarry

It was dead nice walking along the South Bank last night, just mingling with people of all nations, all friendly. Obviously you get that in London in the summer anyway, and I'm sure it's annoying for anyone who's actually trying to get somewhere, but sod it - the place just feels that bit nicer right now.

Nonsense, nonsense and thrice nonsense. http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/member-recipes/Spicy%20Red%20Pepper%20Soup%20/2799 Omm nom nom nom nom!

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8221948/ranking-national-anthems-olympics/

I think we should sign Robleen, sounds like he could do a decent job at RB.

I'm gutted. How many times did I have to post the Ruud pic before I was overlooked?

As if I wouldn't invent an excuse not to go.

It just sprang to mind for some reason.

Im happy for people to be gay but is there any need for them to act like mincing little puffs all night!

AND I SENT YOU THOSE PHOTOS

No wonder his leg was finished.

Everybody, Radgina has hacked MF's account. Be aware.