Meenzer

He's definitely French, if that helps

We'll need about 8 hours of footage, right? On it.

Yes, but Trafalgar Square and Covent Garden won't trash themselves, will they?

You wouldn't have all this trouble with Argentina-style alphabetical numbering.

Frankly I'd like to see us play an undecuple pivot. Total Shithousery.

I can recommend the Only Connect connecting walls round.....

And Gullis used to be a teacher, too. I suppose at least his political "career" can be seen as an act of safeguarding insofar as it takes him away from regular contact with kids.

Better.

Aye. And if we don't have many fans in Trafalgar Square (because it's not actually a thing), you can be sure they'll be crowing about having "won". Absolutely bizarre.

"Needlessly sesquipedalian to the point of obscurantis- ohbollocksranoutofspace"

I'd be fuming if an opposition player did that to one of ours. Good lad.

Et tu, ewerk?!

I hope you didn't sing this at him, because that would be terrible.

Parody and reality almost indistinguishable

This is the resolved wall: G'wan, work it out from there.

Uh-oh

You'd be sad, maximum

Sounds like a sex toy Apparently

Joelinton was a clue on Only Connect last night. Truly, we have arrived in the big time again. Mind, so was Kenedy.

I like to think I have a pretty decent knowledge of obscure Scottish sides but I hadn't even heard of this lot. Impressive