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Sated. Finished off dinner tonight with an unreasonably good cheeseboard, including a supermarket cheddar that knocked the pants off the far posher stuff. Crumbly and absolutely bloody irresistible. If I sleep tonight I'll be doing well.

You mean you're not a Belieber?

All these blokes with their so-called "man hands". The name says it all. A real man would make do with stumps.

That's a magnificent call

I suppose it's less of an issue if your workplace comes with a glove compartment and a boot. (That's not a dig like, I'm currently working from the comfort of my bed. )

What an odd thing to get so wound up about...

Two out of three ain't bad!

Having seen it the other night, you really mean in the garden, too...

Been a lovely day here too and all. Sat outside working all day, with the occasional break for watering the plants, having a snooze in the sun and planespotting on flightradar24.com. Being paid to top up my freckle count = win.

Congratulations/commiserations

'twas merely a jest, I doubt anyone here is surprised to learn that you get off on pain.

I keep telling you, just because I showed it you on webcam that one time does not mean I'm that kind of boy.

Poof

Some languages even have handy musical guides.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZ1oPt2FVk

It's where ex-Norwich City goalkeeper Andy Marshall is responsible for deciding on all verdicts.

All part of the general assault. Francesca Martinez is awesome.

We learned last night that the Fish thinks he invented the term "HoBohemian", bless him.

Do they do burgers? If not...

Thought Obertan did exactly what he should be capable of, causing a bit of panic among a second-rate defence regardless of end product (which we know he can't do anyway). He's found his level with that lot. Marveaux had a shocker.

You can't be Bohemian and working-class. Heck, you can barely be Bohemian and working.