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Why do they have to be elements?

Cheeky bugger! (I'm more of a To Wong Foo man.)

I notice the poll doesn't have a "50 Cent" option. Pls rectify.

And he can dance. (CONDENSE)

Tough crowd.

It is when you're a tubby c-word like me. I blame having to take a ridiculous hilly detour around Greenwich Park because of the Olympics. Never wanted them in this country in the first place.

I clan't believe you said that.

I can see Russia from my back yard.

Knacking. Managed to - I assume - pull or strain a muscle in my foot while out walking yesterday. Got back home, slowly, and now I'm hobbling around the place like an old man. Nowt to do but rest it up for a few days and see if it gets any better I suppose.

Living in sin? Even better

I know Art Attack was good but I doubt it could prevent violent crime.

No, but he hoped to.

Seaton Sluice Sershal?

Fuck off man

With a silly made-up name like that, he's clearly not a real person. And I have my doubts about bjquick too.

I don't know about that, but it makes sense generally that there would be more people with the capacity for murder than there are murderers, more paedophiles than there are child (sexual) abusers, etc. etc. I suppose most people have certain morals sufficiently drilled into them - by society, their upbringing, and so on - to prevent them from acting on urges like that, though maybe if you're sufficiently that way inclined then you'll eventually "snap" under the wrong circumstances no matter what, I dunno...

I'm reminded of SMO and his claims to have worked with an Asian lass called Manmeet Gobla.

Aye, but will they know how to propel a rocket in a vacuum?

I'd have thought an Ayatollah of all people would be well-equipped to resist.

How do they react when you reply "Ooo, like the hand cream?"

So impressive they've even recreated it in London

BS to give LA a JGR