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You've just reminded me of the Bratwurst Tikka Masala as conceived in here.

Always a good bet. This is the recipe I tend to follow: http://home.bitchbuzz.com/tasty-quickie-mozzarella-parma-ham-wrapped.html

That's the first Eurovision I recorded and kept. You've clearly been taking notes.

Only just saw this. Unerringly accurate.

Reads like a Magnetic Fields album tracklisting.

© Wacky Jnr

Appropriately enough: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/insanity-wolf

Unless that's also a euphemism, I am not.

I like it when your little chubby turns up.

Also, you don't want to be prejudiced, but doesn't he just look like a cunt? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/did-sir-norman-bettison-try-to-smear-hillsborough-inquest-judge-8142451.html

"Kolfy S. Assilleekunt"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hillsborough-warning-of-coverup-was-ignored-by-judge-8142516.html

Watched this recently. Had some very interesting findings about the origins of Islam and the Mohammed myth. Presenter is a git though. http://www.channel4.com/programmes/islam-the-untold-story

When you're eating the rind of a cheese, you're consuming more microbial cells than there are stars in the sky. True story.

New Lady Gaga single?

Doesn't exist anyway.

I never thought to check. Admittedly it was 8 in the morning both times, but that's never an obstruction when it comes to Duvel.

It's in fucking Hoxton, what did you expect? "Shoreditch chic" ffs.

Fuck. They do?! I've been at least twice and it turns out I could have been sozzled instead of bored.

I'm waiting for this lad to slip up and call you "Rention"

Aye, I don't see the problem in going somewhere that serves trad food and beer and can house a big group, even it's not "authentic". Have basically recommended Tom the same thing in Berlin, so...

Still a bit gutted for I LIKE TRAINS, but what can you do.