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Tonight I'll be wrapping my lips around Ainsley's Tortilla Cheesecake.

You really need to clear your browser history.

Fixed Your Pan

That's what you get in blithe spa-towns.

I'm just amazed to hear that Evian have fans.

I watched it until he turned up, then watched him for a few minutes (CT browser alert), then turned off before my balls retreated entirely into my body from all that wimmin's TV. Good on him for bagging a major role though

You just gave CT a foodgasm :(

Will you be baaaaaa'nned from the city?

I feel a bit bad that neither of CT's alter egos has ever made an impression on me.

Due to general laziness and incompetence, had six days' worth of work to do yesterday. Did six days' worth of work yesterday. Am spending today drinking and watching Stewart Lee clips on YouTube. ??? Profit

FYP

I can't speak for Fish and his low-key, largely undocumented social life, but I've got friends who live in different parts of the country and who I'll visit for a few days at a time. Heck, some of them even live in different countries.

Literally says exactly the same thing, every day, regardless of whether anyone's listening. Sound familiar?

Why, that could be as much as ten weeks' wages for Nile Ranger!

http://www.thelocal.se/43434/20120925/ That's what I love about the social networking era. It's political correctness gone fast.

That would require him to ever come to south-east London. (Although my head does have more settings than a NASA probe.)

Tightrope walkers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

http://blog.paddypower.com/2012/09/24/kenny-dalglish-tries-to-break-twitter/

Aye, they're completely different things for me. Shower for everyday ablutions, bath if it's the weekend, my muscles are aching and I've got a decent podcast to listen to.

And your browser history would now also contain the phrase "skinny lad slips it between the legs".

Very good.