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Tightrope walkers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

http://blog.paddypower.com/2012/09/24/kenny-dalglish-tries-to-break-twitter/

Aye, they're completely different things for me. Shower for everyday ablutions, bath if it's the weekend, my muscles are aching and I've got a decent podcast to listen to.

And your browser history would now also contain the phrase "skinny lad slips it between the legs".

Very good.

First date venue: http://www.mirror.co...don-cafe-194099

It's a local variant on FYP.

CT'dYP

I tend to park as far away from the shop/other cars as possible, if only to minimise the risk of bumps and scratches from thick people who don't know how to park properly. Or drive properly at all. Definitely worth an extra minute's walk.

On the internet, however... http://www.awesomecuisine.com/recipes/3442/1/Chicken-and-Pasta-Balti/Page1.html

CT will buy it off her.

I'm going to assume you're on your phone rather than just your lazy arse. Happened to be watching it on YT at the same time, so:

We're not as different as those who calculate their pollyticks using VIC-20s might think.

Ahh, privileged distress. Always a joy to witness up close.

Not being tied to the single currency made our position stronger in that very specific context, for a start - unlike quota-imposing nations such as Greece, Italy, Spain and Portugal, for whom things have worked out just terrifically. In terms of actual immigration, even the ever-exemplary Germans admit that the quotas and work permit stipulations they imposed in 2004 still led to them needing, approving and accepting just as many workers from those evil central European nations as other major member states without restrictions, e.g. us.

Talk Like A Pirate Day is for arrrrrrrrseholes.

The perils of having a similarly nerdy and over-analytical better half: we're trying to book a few days in Alicante next month before going to Barcelona. Accommodation for the latter is already sorted (apartment with friends), but for the former our hotel search has now reached the point where we have spreadsheets detailing the pros, cons and prices of all the central hotels. All of which are basically bloody identical anyway.

Actress, bishop, etc.

http://xkcd.com/1110/ xkcd gets even more ridiculous. RSI guaranteed.

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