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Different country and much longer ago, but it sounds like textbook Romain Amalfitano too

Adam Pearson's latest vlog took a dark turn.

Is it Mrs Fish upon being offered non-Yorkshire tea?

Pies& Pints& Piss& MissingHalfTheMatch.

She's aware it's not actually grown in Yorkshire, right?

I've seen them before, but in 2007, so it's probably about time for a repeat performance. Haven't been to the Electric Brixton before but I'm going there in April so I might hold off until then and see if it's any good as a venue - imo there's a lot of places here with substandard sound equipment and/or a tendency to attract a crowd of absolute knackers no matter what the gig. Alternatively, I could use it as an excuse for a long-overdue weekend in Hamburg...

Sign him up for Eddie's Shithousing Mags immediately!

Nah, I was just going to say it myself, then I figured someone must have said it about CT before. Lo and behold...

Live on the Beeb.

Excellent quote from Lewis Dunk, this. Beating Liverpool is so commonplace now that he can't even remember the score from when they did it two weeks ago.

Well, you've got to move with the times, haven't you.

Now that one I can do a crap MS Paint job on.

Anti-woke in bio ✅

I'm quite busy at work so can we just pretend I did a crap MS Paint job and made the flowers on top of the car say "NONCE"? Ta.

He's having #BurnsNight, they're having #BumsNight

Choreographed dance routine to

Much more tuneful.

We stan a mediæval banger

Although what if France is actually just Low England...?