Meenzer

I love it. We play along at home. Considered applying to go on but [a] they had a Eurovision-loving couple on a few series ago, and the application form is huge.

I'd pay the licence fee for BBC FOUR alone.

I'd say it's an easy one.

Just because he looks like Jimmy Somerville doesn't mean he'd be a soft poofter. I reckon he could hold his own.

I'm picturing him like this now. Only with less of a quiff.

Watching that's put a grin all over my face.

All the best Craig, whatever it is I hope it gets easier for you to deal with it all in due course.

"Dancing"

I hope this is how he intends to act in parliament too.

Tonight I'll be wrapping my lips around Ainsley's Tortilla Cheesecake.

You really need to clear your browser history.

Fixed Your Pan

That's what you get in blithe spa-towns.

I'm just amazed to hear that Evian have fans.

I watched it until he turned up, then watched him for a few minutes (CT browser alert), then turned off before my balls retreated entirely into my body from all that wimmin's TV. Good on him for bagging a major role though

You just gave CT a foodgasm :(

Will you be baaaaaa'nned from the city?

I feel a bit bad that neither of CT's alter egos has ever made an impression on me.

Due to general laziness and incompetence, had six days' worth of work to do yesterday. Did six days' worth of work yesterday. Am spending today drinking and watching Stewart Lee clips on YouTube. ??? Profit

FYP

I can't speak for Fish and his low-key, largely undocumented social life, but I've got friends who live in different parts of the country and who I'll visit for a few days at a time. Heck, some of them even live in different countries.

Literally says exactly the same thing, every day, regardless of whether anyone's listening. Sound familiar?