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Spoken like a true gourmet. It won't be the same as restaurant-bought, but it'll be nice.

Licking the orange fingerprints off his phone every two minutes.

Several places behind Greece.

Doesn't distract from the point, though. Have a read about Vuk Karadzic, for example.

It's certainly got nothing to do with the USSR as you said. We're talking the origins of Orthodoxy vs. Catholicism, long before the Soviet Union existed, hence the geographically most Southern Slavic languages - Bulgarian, Macedonian - also being written in Cyrillic. (The USSR, funnily enough, wasn't too keen on religion.)

Nonsense, it goes back far longer than that and is religion-based more than anything else.

I intend to grow the fuck up at some point, honest.

Yes prease

Not that it can excuse monkey chants and the like, but these things take time and exposure, too. When he was on his year abroad in Belgrade, my fella and his alkie coursemate would occasionally encounter the one black man in Belgrade. That presumably isn't actually true, but it was only ever the same guy they saw - invariably somewhere near the market stalls at Zeleni Venac - so he stuck in the mind. There's no question that Serbia needs to "own" its behaviour, as they say on American reality shows, but as Luke says, it's definitely interesting how "grizzled middle-aged Serbian man" is now the go-to archetype for anyone who needs an evil baddie for their show or movie. Alan Rickman must be fuming.

Oh god, it's you.

Aye. Agree with him or not, Parky's actually fun to talk to, largely on account of not being a complete dullard.

Thursday is group grub night? So that's why you made chili for that UEFA game. And there I was thinking you loved me, Ben and Ben.

The video is hipstertastic, but I can't get enough of the song. It's as addictive as chips.

Candidate/wife hair swap:

I'd have more than a word with you, given the chance.

Aw, you were doing so well, nothing grossly offensive and inhuman until right near the end.

Smothered in baked beans.

The last 16 in Brazil beckons.

Brock will be fuming.

I still have a bar of Marmite chocolate in the cupboard. "Comedy" gift from my uncle and aunt last year (along with some aftershave, my family isn't Fish's). Anyway, needless to say it's utterly rank.

Green is the normal one. And the best one. (I'm not even going to start on "line court". FOOT FAULT!)

Always with the beans.