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Mmm, bhuna.

Make sure they're mouldy so they blend in with the pitch after you've thrown them at Mitrovic.

It's a shame Nick Clegg turned out to be, well, Nick Clegg, because otherwise there'd be a certain degree of satisfaction in this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-64577552

Ffs

Just make the pitch narrower. Can't complain about ASM's wasteful wing play if you don't have any wings.

Exachhhhhhleeh

I genuinely don't understand what she's trying to say.

Beyond "beyond parody".

As irritating as it'd be for Everton to get decent again, it'd be an even more damning indictment of Fat Frank, so that's a plus

Reader, they did not win. Due, among other things, to Lydon's vocals being... let's say "suboptimal" 😬

Sounds dangerously like exercise

Have you seen this?!

Even worse than "Wembo"

Aye, get a room ination

Also the trains from Kings Cross go to Wembley Park, not Wembley Central.

Oops.

In that (very general) direction, the Hancock might be all right too

I'd never make suppositions about anyone's gender in the current woke climate, but are we saying that Kristian is the long form of Krissie now?

Come on England, give us a goal!

Fountain dive in Trafalgar Square.

There we go, that's better.

Bit harsh like.

It's like taunting a private jet owner by saying "aye but have you been to the Ryanair terminal at Stansted?!"

Valentino Lazaro