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http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports,30743/ Essentially.

I'd imagine that too if I believed he had Muslim neighbours

We didn't send our brave boys to fight an evil empire discriminating against minorities so that our brave old men could be prevented from discriminating against minorities on an internet forum

You are very good at this.

Lamb saag's what I invariably have at Bravado Dave's Free Poppadom Emporium, but always nice and medium as it comes, there's enough dodgy real ale consumed to ensure frequent dressing gown pursuits the next day.

Wait, that was never actually on Twitter was it? I assumed it was a forum post. Was that really consecutive tweets? Fucking hell. :lol: His daughter needs to call the men in white coats.

And there's definitely a reason no team involving Mike Williamson plays like that.

You've copied-and-pasted that, you haven't learnt it. If it actually works, then we can talk.

Well this has distracted from Leazes, if nothing else.

We could all turn around and say "LM was right and we were wrong about everything ever" and it wouldn't change his behaviour one iota. He's a 60-year-old toddler.

Yet somehow worth a 786-word post.

Stevie is very good at this.

I'm more northern than you and your marigolds.

Ah, is that what the clip on the Daily Show the other night was all about? Yikes.

Bloke on Radio 2 last night (aye) couldn't stop referring to the "beast from the east" (snow) being replaced by the "pest from the west" (rain). Grow up man.

6 Music playing World Party's "Is It Like Today?" just as I finish a huge work project at 3am. Glorious, glorious.

http://www.tynesideironingservice.co.uk/ Just in case

Aye. It's actually quite reassuring to know that he's still out there doing what he always does, like a lighthouse on a remote Scottish island in the thick fog, glimpsed occasionally but never for long.

And this has been the overnight National Express from London to fucking Inverness.

So basically this entire 35-reply thread can be summed up as:

I was going to say like, I thought the topic was familiar. http://www.toontasti...80#entry1136321 And chestnuts are lurrrvely. Always a winner.