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Ee, I've come over a bit emotional.

Triumphant all round!

Nar, his daily Lahndan one. Apparently he's staying on on Saturday mornings on 5 Live, but I suspect he'll have a thing or two to say about it all on there too...

http://www.sporcle.com/games/doublen81/newcastle-uniteds-greatest-strikers

Currently listening to Danny Baker's radio show, a few hours after he found out it was going to be axed. There is vitriol.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20172392 Oops!

Harsh but fair.

I've done that to one of the Fish's posts before. Apologised to him in PM but couldn't be bothered to try and restore the post since, well, it was one of the Fish's posts.

Highlights show on BBC in an hour or so. How are they going to fit it all in?!

Behavioural traits really are learned young, aren't they?

Steven Gerrard has just apologised for being too harsh when he likened Everton to Stoke.

Dooo do do do.

That's the sight that I fear most.

My Rotwerk EBS 510 has served me well over the years, but finding one would probably require you to have access to a German DIY store in 2003, so... (As if to verify every stereotype about the German language, the word for "drill" in this context is the catchy "Schlagbohrmaschine".)

As I understand it, the only reason I was made a mod was to stop me from keeping volunteering. Fresh blood and all that.

I claim an exception for Nashville, the "liberal" heart of the non-deep south. Loved it there. Yee-haw.

Swearing at other members is practically compulsory.

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An acquaintance from a Eurovision forum has about half a dozen canaries at any given time. (One dies, it gets replaced ASAP.) They all have names and distinct "personalities" and are allowed to fly around her house at will. Prior to that she had a pet chicken - kept indoors - which apparently also had a personality of its own. I suspect her house stinks.

No idea. Our new place is the first time I've ever actually had a loft, and the landlord has padlocked it firmly shut. I haven't heard any Austrian children screaming at night or anything though, so I assume it's just boxes rather than anything interesting and/or illegal.

You can get away with cheaper cuts imo (though not too cheap!), but marinating the meat well beforehand will help in the tenderness stakes.

Virgin's been spot on for us, super fast too. Probably depends on where you live though.

We got cornered, felt up and sort-of mugged by a gang of whores on the way home, too. Decent night.

Cue rapier-like riposte about your knobbly knees/putative homosexuality.

Definitely doesn't say "sheeple" though.