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Just been out to lunch with a few friends who were there last night. Sounds like you missed a treat. (Although at first brief glance I did think it was Michael Barrymore on the right. )

That's a bit special...

Still got a bit of a throat on, which is a fine excuse for a spiced rum toddy. And another one. Cheers.

They're having me work on Christmas Eve. Morning only. Just to be as annoying as possible. Anyway, let's boogie!

Did a small roast chicken tonight (I know turkey dinner season is imminent, but needed space in the freezer!) and among the sides, I'd forgotten how brilliant savoy cabbage is. Fried some onions, chucked in the sliced cabbage with some water and steamed it under the lid till tender, then melted some butter through the lot. Bit of sea salt and pepper, done, easy as that and dead tasty (plus it was 50p for three cabbages from Lewisham market - bargain!).

And if the sophistication of the recipe wasn't enough, as a bonus, it's absolutely seasoning-free.

I'll often just Google instead, it's quicker. film recently watched site:toontastic.net Sorted.

Perverts in "not just dirty old men" shocker

MIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIGHT Not a sound from the PAAAAAAAAVEMENT

Bringing down the tone as usual

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We used to go quite a lot, never really loved them but then it was always rubbish people like the Krankies. Then I went to one at the Tyne Theatre as an adult, with the whole family all grown up, and it was a lot of fun. Apparently wine is the way to approach these things.

That explains a lot...

http://thegirlwhowasthursday.wordpress.com/2012/12/16/you-are-not-adam-lanzas-mother/

That's because Irish is specifically designed to FUCK PEOPLE OFF. "Bodhran" my arse. (That's not a request.)

Good luck with it all Gems. Down with a frankly borderline-fatal case of Evil Man Flu at the minute. Hot toddies all round. (Hey, any excuse.)

Even I would

Can't be doing with Wiggins as a person (let alone a personality), but I think the athletics/"Super Saturday" vote will split across Ennis and Farah and he'll win, aye. Those will probably be the top three. Feel a bit sorry for Murray having won a grand slam event in a year when so much else has happened, particularly when you consider Rusedski has won it before. As the esteemed Ayatollah has just noted, following it via people's Twitter comments appears to be a lot more entertaining than actually watching the thing.

For a moment I was considering taking your posts seriously. Thanks for the timely confirmation otherwise.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports,30743/ Essentially.

I'd imagine that too if I believed he had Muslim neighbours

We didn't send our brave boys to fight an evil empire discriminating against minorities so that our brave old men could be prevented from discriminating against minorities on an internet forum

You are very good at this.