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You never know when you might need to rustle up an emergency vat of bhuna.

Howay like, never mind Liverpool, I'd take losing to the Mackems and half a season of "7 in a row marra" if it meant silverware next week.

At some point in this project our wage structure is going to need to do a Murderhorn anyway.

What's going on with the design of that ace card, mind?

Substitutes Drinks breaks Concussion protocols

At last, someone's chosen a sensible song for this year's contest. Good work, Croatia!

Mob rule? The acceptance of overt racism and violence in society? The rise and rise of groups like Patriotic Alternative? Fear that we're headed for a full-blown Rostock situation? They seem like legitimate enough concerns to me.

A PM who can never attend the House of Commons. Things are looking up already!

Now, if it was "hot, black, and making a mess all down her front"...

That's just bad writing, quite aside from any offensive connotations EDIT: Oh aye, you mentioned that. Well, that's still what offends me the most.

Men are ridiculous.

There's three wedding seasons to get through between now and then.

Yeah but that's good.

Bastid, I've done that one before.

A vegan Yorkshireman trying to decide what to tell you about first

And then a Yorkshireman will tell you that joke was about them first.

I did two days of hiking in Kent earlier this week and I'm fairly sure I've marked most of the county as my territory now.

I do not want to hear that in a Mackem accent.

Indeed. Everyone knows it's Waffa.

Inert Bacharach, more like

Danish Blewwww