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Torremolinos is literally what I'm looking at too. Who needs class, there's a few decent restaurants in the town itself and Malaga isn't far away if you want actual tapas culture, so who cares if the rest of it is stereotypical as owt.

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Still looking for somewhere cheap(ish) to jet off to over Easter, literally Friday to Monday so even flights to the Spanish coast are already comparatively expensive. Getting some flight and hotel deals in the £240 neck of the woods, which probably isn't too bad at relatively short notice, but the cheapskate in me would love to get below £200 if at all possible.

Another one from Twitter: Has anyone tested Tesco's veggie burgers for uniquorn yet?

This thread needs to take a new tack.

He does. This is a firm favourite.

Spoken like a

Whereas at 21, Shane.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNOm9Y_Ve40

Smashing.

Do tell. The boy has decided to visit a friend in sunny Bergen over Easter so I'm thinking of taking a break somewhere myself over the long weekend. Probably need to act sooner rather than later price-wise though.

The good news, despite frenetic recruitment: And their reserve squad still has a decidedly Catalan flavour to it. The bad news: Untitled User remained fundamentally unemployable well into 2008 and retired, a broken man.

The dream is over. And yes, I forgot to enter my name at the start and didn't bother to change it from the default "Untitled User" because I didn't really anticipate being in a job all the way into January. The ironic thing is we'd actually played better in my last game with the club. Well, kind of - first league goal of the season! Anyway, I leave the Red Devils behind, heavy of heart and confident that our patchy form would have turned around if only I'd been given a little more time in the job. Having sacked me within the transfer window, with plenty of money in the bank and somehow still only 21 points from safety, I have a horrible feeling the new manager might undo all my hard work and rescue them from the drop after all. (For his sake, let's just hope it doesn't come down to goal difference.) As for the next step in my glittering managerial career? To find a new job as soon as possible - winners like me don't stay out of the game for long. I think I'll start by applying for the vacant position at Manchester United...

I can spend lots of time in HMV but rarely spend any money there. Main problem, unfortunately. Fond memories of hopping on the bus into town every Monday morning during school holidays to peruse the best of the new singles (and/or the latest Gina G remix CD). Also good for popping into when you're out with someone new and you suspect you might have terminally incompatible musical taste.

Mind, if they'd lost we'd be saying "they'll be looking to take it out on us".

Fuck me, John Obi Mikel's just turned up in my squad on a transfer that was pre-arranged for January 1st. Apparently FM2006 was finalised before Man U were gazumped by Chelsea. Too costly to release him on a free, anyway, so it's straight onto the transfer list for £1k, into the under-18s and four two-week fines for being cheeky.

Merry Christmas! 19 played, 0 points, goal difference -872. Torquay are still managerless. That's how desperate they were not to hire me. Meanwhile: a 14-goal haul for Alan Smith in his new role as Everton centre-forward. I've also been doing some forward planning by rewarding my Andorran superstars with lucrative 10k/week, five-year contract extensions. This should help to ensure continuity in the unlikely event of my departure.

Late November, turn of December. Only one fan protest thus far, and so my odyssey continues. Applied for the vacant manager's position at Torquay just to try and rile my board. Never heard back from them. In the meantime, 16th-placed Aston Villa have sacked David O'Leary. Was considering applying for that job too, but even I have standards. In an effort to halt our losing streak, I arranged a friendly against Billingham Synthonia during the international break. Changed the tactics to a more regular 4-4-2 set-up, played our strongest XI of Andorran pub players, and duly came away with a heartening 0-1 defeat. I shall be returning to the 0-0-0-0-5-5 and the most unskilled possible line-up for the next competitive match, naturally. Oh, and Rooney has finally agreed to fuck off to Milan on January 1st.

November has dawned and still no ultimatum from the board, despite being out of Europe and the League Cup and sitting bottom of the Premier League table with a goal difference of -488 from 11 games. A 46-0 defeat in the Manchester derby and being on the receiving end of a Kieron Dyer double hat-trick weren't enough to get me fired, nor was a 51-0 shellacking at the hands of Arsenal when I had four goalkeepers sent off for professional fouls. I've tried releasing incessant positive media stories about useless players with 1.00 average game ratings, made a bid to re-hire Alex Ferguson as a scout and even issued a constant stream of vitriolic comments about Alan Pardew , but to no avail.

Under-18s, even though he's overage. Fine him two weeks' wages for no reason every so often. Frankly I'm regretting not documenting the early stages step-by-step and making a blog post out of the thing. Especially since lord knows I can't be arsed with going through it all again.

It's a hard life.

Flogged them for a grand each to ensure a quick sale. Rooney's still on the books because he won't accept the wage offers at Real, Milan and co.