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You won't be saying that when Matthew Le Tissier is presenting MOTD for a fiver and two rolls of tinfoil a week.

Speaking of anniversaries

Oh, they'd find something. This is why I don't get gays and lesbians who don't stand up against the anti-trans rhetoric - you know you're next, right...?

Only if VAR doesn't overturn it.

https://twitter.com/LeLouvre

🎶 I incute a riot I incute a riot 🎶

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I appreciate people who refuse to give you any opportunity to see any kind of good in them. It makes life a lot easier.

Aye. Put Casemiro in our side instead of theirs on Sunday and we win that match. (And not just because it'd be 12 v 10.)

It's like the Famileigh except without access to the kids. #Fathers4Justice

Just tested positive! My second time around the block (knowingly, anyway). @Isegrim, if I had it before Sunday and have given it to you, I'm sorry. Whereas if I got it at the pub on Sunday (which seems more likely) then I blame NUFC for making me actually leave the house for a change.

This, indeed

It's the 1st of March, not the 1st of April

Let's compromise. Mentions of xG are allowed, but only as external links in full stops as if they were being posted by spammers.

I'll have you know I don't care about any of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Absolutely not falling into the trap of telling you what you should or shouldn't be doing in a broader sense, but let's just say I did the 2011 Great North Run on an alcohol-heavy training routine and it wasn't pretty. To rub salt into the wound, an octogenarian runner overtook me on the South Shields seafront. I would not recommend it.

Well some people certainly have an xGIR (xG Interpretation Rightness) of 0.0, don't they?

Try and keep a hold of your phone this time, @Isegrim