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See this thing around you? This is an internet. Would you like an instruction manual?

Seems appropriate that Osborne should sign up for Twitter on the same day that CT bigs up the debating tactics of Ancient Greeks promoting the art of pederasty, since the former so clearly stems from the culture engendered by the latter.

That I enjoy a good informed debate, not that we get any of that in British politics nowadays, least of all at budget time? Well obviously. What's that got to do with your copy-and-paste ignorance though?

By your own admission, you don't read and have no interest in learning as a concept. Yet now we're supposed to believe that you'll be watching the budget debate while scratching your arse and thinking of Plato and Socrates. Rightio.

As if you understand any of what you just copy-pasted.

Sitting there with a lob-on, smirking into his beans on toast.

http://writemark.blogspot.co.uk/2011/05/is-dave-whelan-right-when-he-accuses.html

Going by Twitter, I think it's fair to say the Mackems aren't best pleased by this development.

Ta.

Whereas signing up for another club's forum with a username calling them "scum" is the height of maturity, obviously. Jog on.

Dip and enjoy.

It's funny how it's the most anti-gay people who are the most obsessed with the mechanics of the physical act.

Very good.

Bravo. Not much to smile about today but that's worth a grin.

Don't even get me started on the book. The very idea that any German kid of that era - let alone the son of a Nazi officer - wouldn't know what Jews were or what the word "Führer" meant.... grahrhhghrhghghhghhhhh

I translate in my pants while drinking whisky. Debate over.

At last, something that'll make CT watch another team's games!

You're fucking kidding me.

A decent morning's work in the kitchen. That'll do for the next few weeks of tea breaks.

The apples thing is sort of understandable I suppose, but "making" lasagna using a Dolmio jar? If you can get a GCSE for that then fuck me, I was daft to do Electronics & Engineering instead.

Not quite Gemmill standard, but I woke up at 6.30 and couldn't get back to sleep. So far I've been to the gym and the market and resisted a McBreakfast Wrap. Just about to undo that by baking some biscuits though.

Magic. Went to a smashing gig on the South Bank tonight and stuffed myself with German sausage beforehand.

Superb.