Meenzer

Try ordering a cheeky pint of this:

http://mashable.com/2013/04/11/yakety-sax/

Very good, that.

Pacey.

If every minute had been like the 71st we'd have won 90-0. Disgraceful from Pardew that we didn't.

Paolo Nutini?

http://laptopiniran.tumblr.com/

http://www.parliament.uk/business/publications/hansard/commons/todays-commons-debates/read/unknown/7/#c7 A long read, obviously, but there are some interesting contributions in there.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/margaret-thatchers-funeral-will-have-a-falklands-war-theme-downing-street-reveals-8567251.html FFS.

Awkward.

"Even"? That bag screams "straight" from the rooftops.

You've been well and truly had.

You've seen "her" last few RTs, right?

The lost sixth member. Squinty Spice.

Aw, bless, self-hatred as the cherry on the cake. Sorry you're not clever enough to understand.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/09/us/new-jersey-child-shooting/index.html Well done, America. Well done!

All this demonstrates - yet again - is that you've entirely misunderstood the tone and nature of the responses to which you refer.

This is still terrific. A different era for politics and for political journalism. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/1990/nov/23/past.conservatives

That's quite funny. More of that please.