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Because I use my own bags and they fuck with the scales, for a start.

First semi starts at 1pm.

I don't pack stuff as I go along at self-service checkouts. If they're going to make me do all the work, I shall darned well do it in my own time.

George Strait – Here for a Good Time Music for a sunny Friday.

Just because you've managed to raise your kids to be lazy spongers from the Bank of Mum and Dad doesn't mean you need to tar every 20something with the same brush.

He did go out on loan for a while, but there's no evidence it's helped him mature as a poster.

As if you've even seen your eggs for decades like.

It doesn't explain why all of a sudden people keep mentioning it. Is it trendy now? You don't have to use the word "trendy" with such obvious suspicion. Anyway, I mentioned it several months ago in this very thread, when I made some on the same weekend as the last batch of baby-shit curries. Is it better than wholemeal for you? Don't know, don't care. Does it have some special taste? Aye, it tastes of rye. Does it make great toast? It makes great toast. Posted this photo at the time. Why rye and not mothers pride? Why anything and not anything else? It's just another type of bread. There are quite a lot of them out there. This is the recipe I used, anyway - with a bit more rye flour and a bit less white flour, because I'm nails like that.

Unlike certain other members of the London clique, Fish has not given up drinking for July. As such, I'm taking requests on what to slip into his cider tonight. ("Your cock" is not a valid response.)

The fella's away till Tuesday so I'm taking the opportunity to go veggie for a few days (I'd call it detox, but with the Fish's birthday drinks tonight and Matt's tomorrow... ). Tomorrow I'll be rustling up the usual batch of curries that look like baby sick, but for today it's Brock's tried-and-tested ratatouille with eggs poached in the same pan, served with toasted rye bread on the side.

Blatantly trying to force her into an arranged marriage with Shane.

OH GOD THEY GOT CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER, DIDN'T THEY? :( :(

Is the "issue" that she is to be "with issue"?

Cheap at half the price. (No, hang on...)

(Quality Paint skills there)

Aye, like that ever works

I just assumed "self-actualization" was a euphemism.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2013/apr/26/james-rhodes-blog-find-what-you-love One for CT and the other dreamers out there. (My gym/pool membership is less than half that, so I don't feel too hypocritical for sharing...)

If it's anything like this stuff - http://www.nidar.com/Products/Chocolate/Smash - it'll be bloody gorgeous. And dangerous.

That's just crazy talk.