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With Gay and Powell out and Gatlin hugely suspicious in light of his past bans (imo), technically James Dasaolu is the fastest man over 100 metres this year now.

Announced today that Tyson Gay and Asafa Powell have tested positive for banned substances. Rumours about Nesta Carter too. All buckling under the pressure of trying to catch up to Bolt, or...?

Our new central defensive partnership:

It's dull as fuck when the host nation wins any tournament really. (I realise that's not the point you're making. )

Shane on you.

Literature and fine art.

67.8%

So pretty much what Tom said then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZgzSwTW0Qs

Nah, this is beer-based. It's closer to shandy than to Two Dogs.

Which win of you is Simon Bord? You're a can't.

4-2-3-1. Flick/Gruber in the heart of defence, Vicki Michelle on the right and the left.

Translates as "cyclist", so named because of its history as a popular drink among amateur sportsfolk in Bavaria. I mean, you wouldn't want a whole beer in the middle of your weekend bike ride, but half a one's fine. Up in Hamburg it's known as Alsterwasser, which isn't a terribly good reflection of the water quality in the city's Alster lake.

http://muppetswithpeopleeyes.tumblr.com/ Same.

I'd rather have Rene Arnoux out wide.

Ma'am, milady...

Saints preserve us!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/jul/11/football-quiz-guess-the-season 6/10 here.

I am a right soppy old twat.