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A monkey outfit for this weekend's stag in Hamburg. *sigh*

Can't say I blame him.

He doesn't like Australians more.

Isn't that where Jamie Oliver came to prominence via one of the original TV shows about the place, for a start? Anyway, no, haven't knowingly used any of their recipes, though I'm sure at least one of their cookbooks would be in my collection if I'd been into cooking when they were at their height, if only as an easy Christmas pressie from the relatives. Neither the London River Café Cook Book nor the Italian Country Cook Book are particularly cheap second-hand on Amazon otherwise I'd be tempted to take a look even now.

I want to see Alpha Papa but I'm a little worried I'll be humming this all the way through: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWYfKYFbasA

"tampons"

I wasn't necessarily excluding myself from responsibility for the gutter level of our banter. (But I totally am)

He's invited to the next London clique pissup - sounds like he'll raise the average level

And nowt to do with Newcastle, given they've actually won stuff.

That's what I told my parents too

Unquestionably. Mind I can't imagine he'll be particularly interesting on Twitter, but Owen has set the bar for footballers so low that it doesn't take much.

Took me a while...

1. FSV Mainz 05.

Are you holding an "I am not Paul Wyn" sign?

He doesn't, he's a rubbery cartoon panther. I mean come on.

Gawd bless terrestrial TV for letting me catch up on fillums I should have seen years ago. Tonight's special: Hot Fuzz. At least 20 minutes too long, but it made me laugh three or four times so that's already a thumbs-up in my book. Flawed but endearing.

Nope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NME_covers#1995 1995

As the saying goes, when in Saint-Tropez, do as the Munchies 2-ians.

Aye, I've been talking doners throughout. Using actual meat is cheating.

Pub should be called the Tickle & Trout, then.

Makes him sound like a footballer. "Guettsy's played a blinder there, he's given 110%"