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The forfeit is supposed to penalise you, not us

We're even being out-HOOFed. Enough said.

Cheeky 10-egg frittata for half-time. As you do.

The Eurovision voting relationship between Iceland and the UK was never the same again.

An insight into the forum nerd thought process. History, you say? Maybe he's studying mediaeval/renaissance history. → If so, Don't you mean "Wouldst thou essay to..." etc. etc. would be a neat reply. Using his learning on the job and all that. → → Except he wouldn't be asking if they wanted fries because the potato didn't reach Europe until the 16th century. → → → Best not bother then.

Even she's on the wind-up now. Next thing she'll be parading round the house in a range of -branded merchandise.

"The rhythm of my heart is beating like a drum.... best check the pacemaker battery."

Thankfully not, though it'd be an easy conclusion to reach (I've never really liked the title). It's more just a bunch of nerds celebrating the rational and scientific and joyous and silly. Of course there are some people on the bill that I'd rather not be paying to see (Josie Long ffs) but you're always going to get a few winnits on a crack that hairy.

Tickets to a couple of these. Been meaning to get along to them for years.

I know we have a dedicated YouTube thread over in General Chat, but this is something else. Truly mind-boggling.

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2013/09/ill-rap-your-head-with-ratchet.html

Baked beings on a buttered slice?

Bedroom tax. It's brewing.

It'd be easier to imagine the answer to that if we had any kind of industry of note. In Germany? They'd still strike, if they had to, but then they also have unions and rights and outdated stuff like that.

Seriously though, you know brown rice takes longer to cook than white rice, right? Whatever method you're using. It's on the packet and that.

How did I not know there's animated Cyanide & Happiness?

I did get that impression from your Twitter feed later on. An epic rant about Leeds mugs, rugby fans, Pakistanis and ugly lasses followed by praise for Prisoner: Cell Block H.

Nee Shane like.