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In what fucking world did you manage to copy and paste his best 11 and still misspell Mbiwa and Sissoko?

Are we saying that CT actually has the potential to come 2nd or 3rd? Scary stuff.

Very ten years ago.

Fish is middle-class suburban London, regrettably. I'm slowly gentrifying scummy London. I can probably get you into the Lithuanian Eurovision preselection though.

My two worlds collide. Mind actually blown.

I am so easily bought.

Yes.

Voiceover: "While CT butters the slices to go with his main of Baked Bean & Chopped Ham Surprise, the other contestants take a look around his house." Cut to three people staring aghast at a conservatory full of dusty exercise equipment, a tank with a dozen tropical fish floating belly-up and 27 half-empty plastic kegs of piss-coloured lager.

Do it do it do it!

I wouldn't say horribly calorific, but more so than some might imagine I suppose (hence being staple peasant fare - cheap energy). I can't imagine cutting it out of my life altogether though, quite happy to do a bit longer on the cross-trainer in exchange for a slice or two of rye.

That seems unlikely. People from thespian and clerical professions rarely encounter each other in social situations.

Yeah you can. You can sing "arrivederca" to it like the kids at my school did. And you can tell them it's "arrivederci" actually and they definitely won't beat you up for it.

Then we end up with people called things like Kevin-Prince Vennegoor of Hesselink-Bart-Williams AND THEN WHERE WILL WE BE?????

I was thinking that

And now there's not a crumb in the Lada and they laugh at you wherever Yugo?

Audi ya do it?

See, the grammar police weren't screwing with you, you were just plumb wrong.

What a spanner.

Where's the On button Jill? How do I scroll down Jill?

I didn't.....

The same guys are also responsible for this, which should be comprehensible even through the language barrier.