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Bizarre love triangle with Matt Taylor of Portsmouth, if you believed the rumours at the time.

That's gotta hurt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nKdH3swFZU

The term "backhanded compliment" has just been comprehensively redefined.

In case CT breaks in. It's like leaving cookies and milk out for Santa.

Ronaldo is a cock, obviously, but flawed people are the interesting ones.

:panic:

You massive fanny.

Besides, if we had good luck on occasion then we also had games like Wigan away.

Good call, I've only just signed up to Instagram so still sussing out who to follow. I think the only other football-related person I have so far is Sammy Ameobi.

Fewer long balls. (I couldn't either. )

"I've got a feeling that cultural historians will come back to look at comments like this in the same way that military historians look at testimonies from Stalingrad." Preposterous, yet kind of brilliant too. http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/rave-video-comments-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

I suppose it's marginally preferable to this:

Me three!

Aye, that's what Neville Chamberlain thought too

This is probably NSFW (even if it probably shouldn't be), but either way it's awesome. http://blog.eat24hours.com/how-to-advertise-on-a-porn-website/

That was taken about six weeks ago. If she's been on the Aldi pork pies ever since then that's something I'd like to see, if only as reverse inspiration for the rest of us.

My camera, seven pies

"in" = "in the form of"

Soon you will find that their comes a time For making you're mind up :boogie:

That will be taken as the greatest of compliments.

Convenient for Notre-Damn, the Cunt Neuf and the Pumpypoo Centre.