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It'd be easier to imagine the answer to that if we had any kind of industry of note. In Germany? They'd still strike, if they had to, but then they also have unions and rights and outdated stuff like that.

Seriously though, you know brown rice takes longer to cook than white rice, right? Whatever method you're using. It's on the packet and that.

How did I not know there's animated Cyanide & Happiness?

I did get that impression from your Twitter feed later on. An epic rant about Leeds mugs, rugby fans, Pakistanis and ugly lasses followed by praise for Prisoner: Cell Block H.

Nee Shane like.

I'd sell Tiote two transfer windows ago.

That thing outside your window is called "real life". Actually, having met real people... you might have a point.

Assuming we can spread (arf!) the definition to all butter substitutes, then mostly the latter, to be honest. When him indoors is on a health kick I'll tend to swap it out for ultra mega thuper light "mayonnaise" (i.e. nothing of the sort, but it looks a bit like mayonnaise and makes bread less dry) and save an easy 50 calories per sandwich.

"And this chart shows the correlation between NO post count and persistent virginity."

Not in the slightest. Meanwhile, I love this:

"I know pet, they've really cut down on their portion sizes... *burp*"

I tend not to bother unless it looks a bit starchy and claggy.

Sterling work.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/metro-memorabilia-just-ticket-6079116 whu....

Even Untitled User would be proud of what Di Canio has achieved.

Gushing praise from Parky was the last straw for the Sunderland board.