Meenzer

Possibly literally, though, which has its benefits.

Holy shit

"Of course, in England they just call me a cunt"

"Abhishek Sachdev, managing director of Vedanta Hedging" The Chris Morrisisation of the world continues unabated

Yes yes and more yes.

HE-MAN!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

A photo of the road sign for Katrineholm and Flen taken at the roundabout by Skavsta Airport.

You.... know how to google things?

Pity they didn't steal an apostrophe while they were at it

Jeahhhhh.

Mein Camp.

So who's the buttered slice?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/oct/25/sunderland-lee-cattermole-gus-poyet-paolo-di-canio http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/sport-opinion/agenda-can-lee-cattermole-drive-6254847

Shane "Emaciated Urchin" Ferguson

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfer-news-joe-kinnear-2670971

Joan Ferguson could never shake "The Freak", either.

Good news for my Fantasy team consisting solely of players with a Z in their name.

Twas in a PM - I'll forward it your way when I'm next not on my rubbish phone

Jealousy?

I'm a geography hipster. Mainz is not in North West Germany.

Crikey. What's brought that on? Last time I was in they'd adopted the inevitable "burger meal deal" sub-gastropub experience, but the place still seemed pretty well-attended.

Took him five days to remember that his password is "password".