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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24729477 Good news - just a pity the snivelling little liar's instinctive response is to say "well we'll change the law so we are allowed to do this in future".

http://instagram.com/p/f7kc5zvGHC/ Subliminal messaging... but I don't mind being manipulated.

I have already failed in my challenge - but oh! what glorious failure.

I agree.

Gary Lineker also thinks the only reason people are critical of MOTD is because they've been brainwashed by the Daily Mail.

https://twitter.com/NobbyNolano/status/393136972358615041 Does any of us really know for sure?

Mainstream. It's all about SC Victoria nowadays dahling.

That's cosmic, man!

I don't know you

They used to be massive (admittedly, we're talking 60 years ago). Well worth a look I'd say, for all it's a bit like suggesting a trip to see Blyth Spartans when you're visiting Tyneside, but I suppose any proper football fan would be well up for that too. Plus you'll no doubt be able (and allowed) to sup a Pils or two in the process.

Waller; Domino.

Brock blatantly on commission from the Edamame Bean Council of Great Britain.

If you've got one of those touch-to-pay bank cards like (say) Barclays have then you can't touch your Oyster through your wallet because they interfere with each other. And if you're going to have to get your card out of your wallet to touch in/out, might as well have it easier to hand in its own mini-wallet. It's a hard life.

I reckon we could find a forum equivalent for each of them...

Farewell, sweet Immigrant Vans, we knew ye not well

People who constantly mispronounce things despite hearing them being pronounced correctly around them all the time.

D'oh. Serves me right for trying to post from my phone. Ta for the warning, have replaced it with a proper link now!

Midnight is a perfectly normal time to make veggie moussaka, right? Turned out nice enough, anyway! (Excuse the Instagram framing.)

BROCK MANSON IN RACISM ROW

Guess which flag Qatar refused to show on TV while hosting the Swimming World Cup? If I were the Israeli FA I'd be ploughing every penny into youth development to make sure they qualify for 2022, just to force the bastards' hand.