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[grimaces in Lib Dem]

Absolutely ridiculous. Ah well.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is how I found out about this goal, and I am absolutely fine with that.

"Live. Love. Cunt." mugs, basically

I love how he thinks that opening line is a gotcha. "Aye, but this wouldn't be happening under Mike Ashley. It's that simple." It really is, yes.

Backdated across the most expensive period for energy in living memory, based on summer usage? That is a result and no mistake, nice

All the very best to you, Craig. Try to be kind to yourself as much as you can - it's a hell of a thing for you to have gone through (and still be going through), and something even the strongest person would struggle with. Hope you get the support you need in the here and now so you can start building the foundations for your next steps. We'll be here to listen and/or be unfunny dickheads as usual, whatever you need.

Right, which of us is going to warn Mrs CT?

I reiterate

This is fun

Bruno, Joe and Willockinho to be Brazil's starting midfield at the next WC, nailed on

"Leave" seems like decent advice tbh

Well he always did have a strong connection to the spirit world.

Well all right then.

I mean, I can be...

The latter is an advance fare, which they don't sell for the shorter journey to Horsforth for whatever reason. It isn't always available on the day, but sometimes it is if the trains aren't especially busy. Anyway, if you're able to tie yourself to a specific train and don't need flexibility, just buy the cheaper ticket and get off earlier. You've saved £3.20. That's a good thing. Be happy.

Ye calling my pun a puffin?

If I had a documented history of thinking Mike Ashley was getting the hang of this football lark, I don't think I'd be so quick to criticise others for being optimistic.

Panenka!

Get trout.

I love how there's no pretence of any kind of clever puns any more

As if it'd look that good.