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I would object but it's basically how I've been selling the thing to you for over a decade so I can hardly protest...

The record label

Put some respect on their name! https://escinsight.com/2023/05/09/let-3-dictators-worst-nightmare-military-drag/ You didn't get this kind of thing with Daz Sampson

Tomorrow night's Polish performance may also tickle your... fancy

That's it like.

Cheers boys. And yes, Eurovision week beckons. As payback for spending 10 days in this living hell, I'm having to watch the match on Bein Sports. 😬

Afternoon all. 👋 It's all quite intolerably lovely here on Gran Canaria so I'm off to find a dark cavern of a pub to watch the match in.

Not sure how you've reached that verdict.

Oops, is that illegal? I've definitely done that before. You don't tell your deliverers to push your leaflets all the way through, you pay the price!

"I was pissing by my seat"

This differentiates it from the rest of your travels how exactly?

Mind, if you'd said three or four years ago that the football world would be treating "Messi to be managed by Eddie Howe" as a plausible idea...

Status Quo will make a mint from suing Status Quo over their entire back catalogue.

Lampard

[grimaces in Lib Dem]

Absolutely ridiculous. Ah well.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is how I found out about this goal, and I am absolutely fine with that.

"Live. Love. Cunt." mugs, basically

I love how he thinks that opening line is a gotcha. "Aye, but this wouldn't be happening under Mike Ashley. It's that simple." It really is, yes.

Backdated across the most expensive period for energy in living memory, based on summer usage? That is a result and no mistake, nice

All the very best to you, Craig. Try to be kind to yourself as much as you can - it's a hell of a thing for you to have gone through (and still be going through), and something even the strongest person would struggle with. Hope you get the support you need in the here and now so you can start building the foundations for your next steps. We'll be here to listen and/or be unfunny dickheads as usual, whatever you need.

Right, which of us is going to warn Mrs CT?