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This is from this year's Peterborough Pride parade, if it helps for context

My bowl is down to the last three mini tubes of Fizzers (not a euphemism) but I've kept back about 10 of the best sweets for myself for later and now I'm fairly certain I'm going to have to part with them. Waiting for a sufficiently big gap in traffic so I can whisk the pumpkin indoors (also not a euphemism) without being spotted.

We've started doing it too in response. Good.

Whereas nowadays Garfield Without Garfield resonates far more

Guess you better slow your Vakhtang down.

Deep Croat

Hello from Zagreb (Airport). Pleasant city, enjoyed it a lot.

Sounds like an American senator

Absolutely. You only live once (unless you're a Buddhist).

The medal-winning performance:

Turns out the number of the beast is sit sit sit.

Only a term of endearment as far as I'm concerned

Too easy. I can't bring myself to do it.

It gets... interesting. You have been warned.

Ah bloody hell.

Ancient but still makes me laugh (the meme, not the nans)

There's not much in that tweet that should be hard to work out, to be fair

Have you met the Doug Anthony All-Stars? I feel like you'd get on

Definitely not the same fans who were ecstatic when their first team beat our U21s in the Checkatrade a few years back

You big tease.

And yet consistently a complete bellend throughout, so you've got to give him that, at least.

It is unusual, that a German Poland not to takeover wants.

A man with cognitive impairment sundowning in public.