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Someone must have got you a Chomp Bingo card for your Secret Santa.

...easy breakfasts ...owing waistlines ...ass (artificial)

Happy birthday kidda

He'll certainly be having a 22 pizza for dinner.

I work from home. Every day is a Christmas party.

I quite enjoyed it but in a completely lightweight/trashy way. It's more soap opera than actual drama.

Apparently one of his crimes was "dreaming different dreams".

Nessie piss is notoriously toxic.

Especially when you've got expensive jumpers to save up for.

I think someone will do him up the fabricated story

Gerraway, it's what connects your Sky box to your telly.

Aaaand there's the twist.

I don't mind people who's grammer are rubbish, just like I don't mind the downturn in people studying languages in this country. Since we're all going to have to graft until 70+, the less up-and-coming competition there is in my line of work the better.

And the first gay weddings will take place..... on his birthday. Genius.

"castanet clacker"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cXuWBMZfi8

I'm considering having this framed

I'm sure I've seen that lass off of Norbit somewhere else, mind.

Me and the fella are so cool we don't buy each other Christmas presents at all. Beat that!

That's going to confuse a few people...

All hail the mighty fusion of kielbasa and red cabbage.