Meenzer

He ain't no friend of his.

Aye, I'm not sure I even feel the need to edit this one

The Sven Botman looks like Louise Taylor

It's 58% until it becomes 59%. That's how it works

Odds on it's actually https://www.wunderbargrancanaria.com/

I was there last summer. It's lovely. And not just like that.

Still true

To be fair, it's mainly Playa del Inglés/Maspalomas that are queer as owt, and especially the bit around the Yumbo Centre - the rest of the island is more your usual blend of British package holidayers and older Germans and Scandinavians. The presence of moneyed gays does mean there are some really good restaurants in PdI/Maspalomas though, which is unusual for a resort town.

I would object but it's basically how I've been selling the thing to you for over a decade so I can hardly protest...

The record label

Put some respect on their name! https://escinsight.com/2023/05/09/let-3-dictators-worst-nightmare-military-drag/ You didn't get this kind of thing with Daz Sampson

Tomorrow night's Polish performance may also tickle your... fancy

That's it like.

Cheers boys. And yes, Eurovision week beckons. As payback for spending 10 days in this living hell, I'm having to watch the match on Bein Sports. 😬

Afternoon all. 👋 It's all quite intolerably lovely here on Gran Canaria so I'm off to find a dark cavern of a pub to watch the match in.

Not sure how you've reached that verdict.

Oops, is that illegal? I've definitely done that before. You don't tell your deliverers to push your leaflets all the way through, you pay the price!

"I was pissing by my seat"

This differentiates it from the rest of your travels how exactly?

Mind, if you'd said three or four years ago that the football world would be treating "Messi to be managed by Eddie Howe" as a plausible idea...

Status Quo will make a mint from suing Status Quo over their entire back catalogue.