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Isn't Villa's problem under Lambert precisely that they have such a young and inexperienced squad?

Or worse, Dan Gosling.

Hasn't stopped hoovering since.

Ditto the entirety of Miner Willy's mansion from Jet Set Willy II (yes, I said II. I want the space station too)

Boy - Heinz Girl - Marge

Yes, but how did the duck ragu look? / Cannibalism on prime-time telly, I'm shocked / ARGH POTENTIAL COMEBACK OVERLOAD

"Planning" </Isegrim>

Runny and dribbly. Occasionally quite passy and tackly too.

Played wing-back for Borussia Mönchengladbach in the early 70s.

No need to be brusque

Would a lengthy jail term?

UKIPpers are fun when they finally get a platform for their views. Like the mother who says her son's been "diagnosed" as dyslexic but she's confident it's just his teachers who are lazy because dyslexia doesn't exist.

Don't destroy his dreams man. He's a Tory, he needs jobless people to mock.

Aye, that's what his father (and agent) is saying. Piece says negotiations are underway but the player and his team are certain it'll go through. All of which could be le grand bullshit of course.

https://twitter.com/leazeslad/status/424309543360032768 Stevie man...

Insight, there.

Well played (no pun intended).

Haven't seen any but I'd had Broken Circle Breakdown recommended to me by various people well before it got the Oscar nod.

@CuntsWatching is also good value.

Having just pissed in the corner?