Meenzer

We won 1-0 despite not scoring in the regulation 90 minutes. Extrapolated over the rest of the season, I predict us to score infinity goals. Remy to be top scorer with infinity.

That hideous enough for you? Happy birthday m'dear xx

Barbaric

I was going to finally post something in here, but I see the thread has already been won.

I've tried that line in car parks and ended up on the register

"Cunting fucking Tourettes, cunting fuckchops" then

Definitely

"Jan Moir is a horrible cunt", but we knew that already.

My lunch was of a CT standard. I daren't divulge the full details, but Babybels were involved.

fist-TUTUlite

If you hate me after what I say Can't put it off any longer I just gotta tell ya anyway Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye) You're the one girl in town I'd marry Girl, I'd marry you now if I were free I wish it could be I could love you but why begin it 'Cause there ain't any future in it She's got me and I'm not free, so: Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Wish I never had known you better Wish I knew you before I met her, gee How good it would be for me Shoulda told her that I can't linger There's a wedding ring on my finger She's got me and I'm not free, so: Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye)

Form a coalition, so to speak.

You just lost the game.

This needs "Compromising national security" added to it:

Across the road from an Italian restaurant, well situated for the nearby cricket ground, surrounded by munters.

Next stop, a nice two-up two-down in Sutton Coldfield.

He was included in the escalation. I don't discriminate.

Even worse - it's the Vitaly fans against the Wladimir fans.

(etc.)

It's a metaphor for the ideological split between West and East Ukraine.

Just another typical afternoon chez Leazes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjx2pclJQew#t=1m28s