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I think I've found my future home. Just need to save up a couple of million. http://www.hemnet.se/bostad/villa-8rum-kalmarsund-monsteras-kommun-dammans-fyrplats-3707678 http://www.pontuzlofgren.se/bilder.aspx?TYP=CMVilla&GUID=40OIC57PK30IHCMM&hemnet=1&newlink=1

Sweet Muhammad

And still bringing Toontastic into it at every turn, including bemoaning the treatment meted out to "the poster LeazesMag" via his second Twitter persona, the fucking loon.

You should choose a Somerset-based provider. Watertight service guaranteed.

Aye, I was going to say, the English isn't good enough for it to be a foreigner

And what CT means by "a balanced diet".

Also the motto of the Tesco lasagna factory, curiously enough.

I'm proper ravenous today like. That is not helping.

I'm so glad you've pointed that out, we'd never have noticed otherwise

I know he's past his prime, but the friends I'm visiting in Berlin next weekend are taking me to see Eddie Izzard's show... in German. Should be interesting.

And obviously Barclays can take a running jump but "Thank You" is an appropriate enough backdrop.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140203/club-statement-joe-kinnear_2281670_3652469

Scrolly bar on Sky Sports News and everything. I'd Jimbo it but I'm too lazy to stand up.

And yes, that's resigns, not re-signs.

Members of the jury, do you find the defendant "to me" or "to you"?

Please don't tease the next time you suggest a certain bachelor boy has a thing for the young ones.

In honour of tonight's sporting shenanigans over the pond:

I barely dare ask, but what's the stuff actually like? I assume it's horrendous but even I have/had my standards...