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FYI

I'm a Lib Dem and I hate my clients too, which probably goes some way to explaining the coalition

There's your problem. HTH *ducks*

A genuine attempt doesn't turn out a great deal better: Frank van Hattum Terry Fenwick - Eric Lichaj - Roberto Rojas González - Jason Drysdale Thomas Libiih Craig Noone - Mimoun Azaouagh - Nani - Bernd Schneider Titi Camara Relegation dogfight material at best, reminiscent of a cobbled-together Hull or Crystal Palace line-up. Delighted to have found a place for Mainz promotion season legend Azaouagh, Neverkusen stalwart Schneider, best match ever supersub Libiih and Keegan's finest signing, Drysdale. Saddened to have had to drop RuPaul.

I'd say they're both similarly mobile. Even now.

GK: Danny DeVito CB: Martin Scorsese CB: Giant George LB: Sarah Harding RB: The one out of Hanson who was definitely a boy CM: Rock Hudson CM: Jeff Buckley LM: Greg "The Leap" Rutherford WM: Jonathan Ross AM: Nani CF: RuPaul

http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/19/from-icelandic-tracksuits-to-latvian-lunacy-the-oddest-songs-aiming-to-compete-at-eurovision-2014-4305796/ Apparently there's a Eurovision fan working for Metro. I'm actually a little bit jealous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AF4rxTGYfM

Below your usual standards tbh

One of my teachers at school had a dot-matrix printed sign on his classroom wall saying "Maths is fun - if you don't agree you're not trying hard enough". He'd be a Tory too.

Sometimes it's better to live in sin than get married.

Somewhat improbably, this works even better using a couple of tins of supermarket sardines in tomato sauce (!) instead of the anchovies. Gives a lovely meaty texture to the dish.

Shows Pardew sees him as one for the future.

It's a bit petty, but I suppose it's one way of implementing an Error 404 page.

Paul "Hitman" Hart

Joe Royle, shirley.

It's worth noting that if the figures date back to the 1980s, they must also include the Krankies, who accounted for 97.3% of the tax revenue generated in Scotland throughout the decade.

https://twitter.com/bryanwx/status/434106544263675904/photo/1

It's the future, I've tasted it* *by "it" I mean "what's under Zayn Malik's boxer shorts"

...but then I was joined on the bench by a lovely Brazilian girl who'd been given some spectacularly wrong information by the bus driver and the station staff and needed a transport nerd to spring to the rescue, help her navigate the wacky world of limited-stop trains and London night buses then talk travel and linguistics for an hour.

Many congratulations Chez. Mostly positive mood here - just back from a Hamburg/Berlin weekend with lashings of bitter lemon, steaks the size of your head, front row seats for Eddie Izzard's German-language show and even a cheerfully random encounter with TT's very own Jill and her lovely fella at a sports bar in the shadow of Brandenburger Tor. On the other hand, I just missed my train by 20 seconds and will be spending the next half-hour freezing my clems off on a bench at Luton Airport Parkway station. Straight back to reality...

Imagine a situation where Schleswig-Holstein decided to secede from Germany and the EU turned round and said "right, sorry Germany, you're not Germany any more and you'll have to renegotiate the terms of your membership". Joggen Sie der fuck an, as Google Translate would probably have it.