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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26320102 A Commonwealth country, there. Fun times.

Sweet David, let the fun times begin.

But only if Ant forces him to infect his PC by visiting borderline paedophile Russian gay porn sites again. So make sure you don't force him to infect his PC by visiting borderline paedophile Russian gay porn sites again, Ant, or he'll definitely be not taking the internet too seriously next time. You have been warned.

An honour indeed. Maybe he's been visiting his usual borderline paedophile Russian gay porn sites again and it's reminded him of the happier times he spent stalking me. He can do it on his forum. I'm sure all of the regular posters will be enthralled.

Marginally offside and Gazza bought me a pint when I was 9.

The Roomba can do the rest.

The feeling is not mutual.

You're an IRA supporter so you hate the Brave British Boys, obviously. I've said it before, but does his family know he spends so much time doing this? Is his wife aware? It's all very sad.

Pretty sure Niall Quinn said Remy was lucky the ref didn't see it. Which basically proves it was nowt.

We won 1-0 despite not scoring in the regulation 90 minutes. Extrapolated over the rest of the season, I predict us to score infinity goals. Remy to be top scorer with infinity.

That hideous enough for you? Happy birthday m'dear xx

Barbaric

I was going to finally post something in here, but I see the thread has already been won.

I've tried that line in car parks and ended up on the register

"Cunting fucking Tourettes, cunting fuckchops" then

Definitely

"Jan Moir is a horrible cunt", but we knew that already.

My lunch was of a CT standard. I daren't divulge the full details, but Babybels were involved.

fist-TUTUlite

If you hate me after what I say Can't put it off any longer I just gotta tell ya anyway Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye) You're the one girl in town I'd marry Girl, I'd marry you now if I were free I wish it could be I could love you but why begin it 'Cause there ain't any future in it She's got me and I'm not free, so: Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Wish I never had known you better Wish I knew you before I met her, gee How good it would be for me Shoulda told her that I can't linger There's a wedding ring on my finger She's got me and I'm not free, so: Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye)

Form a coalition, so to speak.