Meenzer

"Take back control" sounds about right for there, tbh

Meanwhile, in the Daily Star

Me rocking the TT league like

And he seemed such a clean-living type.

I hope that includes

Bet he'll not.

Murmansk

Disgraceful tbh.

"A small business owner treated a customer with basic respect and I WAS NOT HAVING IT" This is not the win you think it is, marra

Pictured with Sunak

Harry Winks with his ten England caps.

He's lying.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time

Howay MF, you're missing the most obvious one.

Nice! I'm in Frankfurt on November 10th so make it somewhere near there and I'll try and attend

A bombastically pronounced plan, poorly thought through and with no actual substance behind it? Sounds like prime Johnson territory, yep.

And to make sure you keep your right hand, man

Speaking of Eurovision, we should just send this lot really:

🚨 BANGER ALERT! 🚨

If interest rates had returned to normal a lot sooner after 2008, not only would current mortgage-holders be facing less stress, we also wouldn't have had anywhere near as much of the rampant house price inflation that's causing people to have to take on longer mortgage terms just to lower the monthly cost to something vaguely manageable. Instead we've had the last 10-15 years, including a frigging stamp duty holiday at a time when people were generally looking for bigger/more expensive properties anyway. Cue more price rises, making the current interest rate rises bite even harder. Terrific.