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I joined the Facebook residents' group for our new neighbourhood before we even moved in. It helps you to get an idea of the place, for better or worse (often worse). Plus it meant we knew about the local school summer fete on our first weekend, where we promptly steamed in and won a bunch of prizes in the raffle ahead of the locals. It's good to make friends.

Although, my arbitrary restriction this year could be that I'm only allowed players with double vowels in their names... ....nah, "x" it is.

If I saw a horse on a bike I'd give it a wide berth, mind.

"Take back control" sounds about right for there, tbh

Meanwhile, in the Daily Star

Me rocking the TT league like

And he seemed such a clean-living type.

I hope that includes

Bet he'll not.

Murmansk

Disgraceful tbh.

"A small business owner treated a customer with basic respect and I WAS NOT HAVING IT" This is not the win you think it is, marra

Pictured with Sunak

Harry Winks with his ten England caps.

He's lying.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time

Howay MF, you're missing the most obvious one.

Nice! I'm in Frankfurt on November 10th so make it somewhere near there and I'll try and attend

A bombastically pronounced plan, poorly thought through and with no actual substance behind it? Sounds like prime Johnson territory, yep.

And to make sure you keep your right hand, man

Speaking of Eurovision, we should just send this lot really: