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You would be by the time you were finished with it.

Just the five espressos in the morning instead of six.

Leave Pardew out of it.

I want my money back

So, this doesn't usually happen...

And better still

Brock's non-culinary second career is going well.

I don't know about picketing. A fuckoff great Mardi Gras, though...

NO GEMMILL Really rather nice on ice with a slice (of orange).

...and didn't they build good motorways and make the trains run on time?

I originally got to know my fella in a Eurovision IRC chatroom so I can't be too hypocritical. But aye, you get some strange types... (We were, I hasten to add, both using our real names. I don't refer to him as iloveagnetha_1985, neither am I known as WOGAN4LIFE.)

No, this place is our match.com and Gaydar all rolled into one.

I go drinking with the Fish, it always was.

Aye, all is well. And a night out on the sugary drinks has a similar morning-after effect in terms of headaches and impaired sleep, so I've even managed to replicate that part of the routine.

Ah, a post-30 hangover.

Cleanliness is next to godliness. But then I did get my dictionary from Home Bargains.

I doubt I will, but that's thoughtful of you.

Gerrin, 72 Caramacs for £23.76

And van Aanholt